A Strong Elven Woman

Written by Randal Cox
Sung by You
to the tune of the "Hard Headed Woman"
by Claude Demetruis
popularized by Elvis Presly

Well this strong elven woman,
and big hearted man
been the foe of trouble
ever since the plague began.
Oh, yeah, ever since the Blight began,
this strong elven woman been
a friend to the cause of man.

Now Zown told Thonya , (extra syl)
“Listen here: it seems,
Not marrying Arrond
messes up the whole time stream!”
Oh, yeah, ever since the Blight began,
this strong elven woman been
a friend to the cause of man.

Now that Zown said to Arrond
loud and clear,
“Take yon Keldith for yer first son,
And the future steer.”
Oh, yeah, ever since the Blight began,
this strong elven woman been
a friend to the cause of man.

I heard this from the prince
of Thonya he’s fond.
Now he’s gonna give her
to that mighty Arrond.
Oh, yeah, ever since the Blight began,
this strong elven woman been
a friend to the cause of man.

Bro got an elf girl,
a heart made of gold,
It’s her that lives far longer:
She’ll stay when he gets old.
Oh, yeah, ever since the Blight began,
this strong elven woman been
a friend to the cause of man.