Written by Randal Cox
to the tune of the Theme of the Monkeys
Let us win… Conspiracy.
If we don’t win this year, well, it just can’t be!
Hey! Hey! We’re the Wieners, Always filking around.
If you judge us kindly this time, we’ll sing for all 3 rounds.
Let us in… to that final round.
We’ll kick some butt, and on monsters pound.
Who else but the Wieners, could sing for 2 days straight.
We think you’ll give us 1st place, cause that’s just what we rate.
We won’t mind… Winning this year.
If you up our scores, we’ll give you all beers.
Win! Win! say the Wieners; We’ve bribed every judge in town.
We gave them cards and food things, but they just keep letting us down
1st! 1st! Give it to us! We’ll give anything in trade.
We’re sick of taking second. Never a bride, just the maid.
