Written by Randal Cox
to the tune of the Theme of the Monkeys
Let us win Conspiracy.
If we dont win this year, well, it just cant be!
Hey! Hey! Were the Wieners, Always filking around.
If you judge us kindly this time, well sing for all 3 rounds.
Let us in to that final round.
Well kick some butt, and on monsters pound.
Who else but the Wieners, could sing for 2 days straight.
We think youll give us 1st place, cause thats just what we rate.
We wont mind Winning this year.
If you up our scores, well give you all beers.
Win! Win! say the Wieners; Weve bribed every judge in town.
We gave them cards and food things, but they just keep letting us down
1st! 1st! Give it to us! Well give anything in trade.
Were sick of taking second. Never a bride, just the maid.