Written and sung by Mike Watts
to the tune of "Booige Woogie Bugle Boy"
Verse 1
There was an old inventor
from Celledran Town.
A Crazy old Geezer
by the name of Zown.
Oh, You see he had this plan,
For there were Elves in the past,
and they were quite in a jam.
He's tryin' now,
to fullfill his dream,
Chorus:
He's the Twisted Supra-Genius with a Time Machine.
Verse 2
The Machine isn't finished,
parts are overdue.
If the Party finds them
they could come 'long too.
Yes, he had told them so,
But with disease in his brain,
all alone he would go.
He has slipped away
in the temporal stream,
Chorus:
He's the Twisted Supra-Genius with a Time Machine.
Bridge:
A-doo, A-doo, A Beedly-a-da-doo,
He's going back to the past.
He's really goin'
Not gonna stop 'till his worshipers
are a growin'
He'll be the greatest god,
the Elves have ever seen,
He's the Twisted Supra-Genius
with a Time Machine.
He is A Twisted Supra-Genius
with a Time Machine
Not gonna stop 'till his worshipers
are a growin' like weeds.
He'll be a really great god
to all of them Elves.,
He's the Twisted Supra-Genius
with a Time Machine.
Doo doo doo
Doo-delee-ada Doo-delee-ada
Doo Doo
He's goin' back to the past.
Not gonna stop 'till his worshipers
are a growin'
He'll be the greatest god,
the Elves have ever seen,
He's the Twisted Supra-Genius
with a Time Machine.
Verse 3
Oh, don't you ever say that
his Elves are sick.
For it's a transformation
that does the trick.
Brings followers to him
To the future they'll go,
Then enslave the humans.
A wondrous world they'll make,
A glory to be seen,
He's the Twisted Supra-Genius
with a Time Machine.
He'll save all of the Elves,
He'll save all of the Elves,
He'll save all of the Elves,
He'll save all of the Elves,
He'll be the greatest god,
the Elves have ever seen,
He's the Twisted Supra-Genius
with a Time Machine.
