Written by Randal Cox (thanks to Mike Watts)
to the tune of "Im dreaming of a White Christmas"
by Irving Berlin
Oh, Were dreaming of a NASCRAG win, now
With all those cotton printed Ts.
Well get a module copy thats bound but floppy,
And brag ... to anyone we please!
Weve tried to win for 8 years or so.
You know it wouldnt be a sin.
We think you want us to stay, oh so far away.
So make our whine turn into "win".
Everyone knows that were trying so hard.
Weve bribed, well, every judge we know
With food and cookies, and card games goodies.
Nothings helped make our score grow!
Were tired of coming in second. We think that first is more our size.
Wed clap for 2, 3 and 4 and try not to ... snore As they got their consolation prize.
Yes, well do anything to win, this year. And get some really nifty gift!
Moneyd be just fine, Cash, check... credit line. But if we dont win well be miffed.