Written by Randal Cox (thanks to Mike Watts)
to the tune of "I’m dreaming of a White Christmas"
by Irving Berlin
Oh, We’re dreaming of a NASCRAG win, now
With all those cotton printed T’s.
We’ll get a module copy that’s bound but floppy,
And brag ... to anyone we please!
We’ve tried to win for 8 years or so.
You know it wouldn’t be a sin.
We think you want us to stay, oh so far away.
So make our whine turn into "win".
Everyone knows that we’re trying so hard.
We’ve bribed, well, every judge we know
With food and cookies, and card games goodies.
Nothing’s helped make our score grow!
We’re tired of coming in second. We think that first is more our size.
We’d clap for 2, 3 and 4 and try not to ... snore As they got their consolation prize.
Yes, we’ll do anything to win, this year. And get some really nifty gift!
Money’d be just fine, Cash, check... credit line. But if we don’t win we’ll be miffed.
